It's that time of year again when we get to don our scariest costume and try to frighten the living daylights out of our friends, family, and neighbors for candy. I'm not all that big on candy or chocolate, but I do love tricks and treats. Preferably liver or chicken, if you have some for me.
I can be pretty intimidating during my usual routine on the couch, in my bed, or running around the dog park, but this year I'm particularly scary in my costume. I'm a lobster! That's right, look out kids, my claws are sharp and my tail is delicious. If lobsters growled, they say grrrrrrowowowow!
Whatever, just give me the treats and take this costume off.
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