Dude, Budweiser Select Rules

I'm a German dog, so I know my beer. I've been trying this new low-carb option to Bud Light for the last few weeks, and I must say that it's pretty good! I don't have any of my own money, but I hear that it's pretty cheap. I've tried the low-carb Coors, the Rock Green Light, and that new light Becks (awesome, btw). I like the direction that the beer industry is going. My breed is prone to weight gain, andI need to watch my carb intake. So I thank you, Budweiser, for giving us a satisfying choice in low-carb beers.


(I know that it's a funny picture, but don't worry - I'm not actually drinking a beer. It's trick photography, see?)